Mr. and Mrs. Sex Puppet

26 Jan

As I have promised, I am back, writing about brand-obsessed girls who cry over a broken nail, frivolous wives who would immediately sell their wedding rings for a new Gucci handbag, guys who chase after naked girls on Facebook, and much more.

Today’s article deals with both men and women who share a common feature: shallow thinking. Did she just say shallow? At the risk of being heard, I shall try to define this feature, which is so common nowadays that it’s already considered part of a normal behavior.

What is shallow?

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The emotional necessity of feeling important in the society, getting other people’s appreciation and fitting in, have turned many of us into the slaves of our own minds. Perhaps these are the reasons why today’s society, when people do not hesitate to judge someone’s personality on how they look, is more superficial than ever.

We are thought that looks is a very important issue, but is this an acceptable justification to spend all your money on expensive brand bags and clothes, even if you cannot afford them, just to show off?

When men refer to all women as bitches, without realizing that they are also offending their mothers, do they think twice before dumping their girlfriends for not being ‘good in bed’?

Also, is it fair to talk trash about a woman who cheated on someone and call her a bitch, but to minimize the same mistake when it comes to men just because, you see, ‘they all do that’? Not to mention there is not even a close male equivalent of the word bitch.

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Getting married for money has become so common over the past years that hearing about a poor man getting rich to a wealthy woman no longer surprises anyone. Yes, we live in a century when women are not the only ones whose desire for material comfort is stronger than their feelings of moral restraint.

Here are some practical examples of what shallow people do.

You are a shallow woman if…

– 90% of the space allowed for your profile picture on Facebook/Twitter is reserved for your lips
– You hourly check the amount of your pink lip-gloss in your smartphone’s reflection
– You go to the ladies’ room just to let men in the restaurant admire your hot buttocks while walking
– You choose your friends for their good looks or good social position.

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You are a shallow man if…

– You go to the gym just to glance at pretty girls while they work out
– You date a woman and make her fall in love with you, just to get her in your bed
– You are embarrassed to be seen with your girlfriend in public, if she is fat or ugly
– You bought an Iphone (or even a fake one) just to impress pretty ladies willing to sell their attention to the one who gives the most.

Has today’s society gone mad?

People cheating on their partners after years of marriage, 13-year-old girls having abortion, parents killing their children, growing distrust in government worldwide; this is the description, which makes us wonder if the world has really gone bad.

I recently read an article about women who want to become experts in sucking…Chupa Chups Lollipops, of course. I am talking about the latest trend: attending oral sex classes. And what is your problem with that, you’d say, don’t you know that a good blowjob is the secret to a successful marriage?

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My bad. I am just curious; do you also get a diploma or something after attending these sex classes? And if so, what does it write on it, ‘Dick-Sucking Specialist’? This way you can take it with you on a first date and prove your sucking abilities. Don’t take it wrong, paying three hundred dollars to professionally suck a plastic cock, while so many men would let you suck theirs for FREE, is an undeniably clever idea.

Global brainwashing

‘I wanna marry a loving faithful wife, but…I’ll fuck this hot bitch first’

Hoping that a faithful wife will fall off the sky right on your bed, while you chase after a hot teenager’s panties, is as stupid as thinking that a girl will act like a bitch in bed only with you. Chasing after girls who are not even close to your ideal of woman, is not only a waste of time, but also a serious lack of self-respect.

Television, press, music, internet, all these are powerful mind control factors, which contribute to the shaping of modern mentality. We are currently witnessing the death of morality and the growth of indecency, hidden behind the fashion trends mask.

Why do music clips have so much nudity? Why do the singers show on the scene wearing really tight uniforms or only underwear? It’s simple, because sex sells. This is how people get to value sex more than love, respect, compassion or kindness, each day, condemning themselves and the future generation to a world of lies and deceptions.

Rescuing Normality

‘Maybe you will forget where he took you or what he said, but you will never forget how he made you feel’

In a sex-dominated society, this statement is controversial. Can Mr. Sex Puppet think about his feelings when he rolls in the hay with a blonde busty chick? Can Mrs. Sex Puppet become a faithful wife after spreading her legs wide for…let’s see, how many men were they?! Who knows? Maybe they will meet on Facebook, ‘get in a serious relationship’, and the problem is solved.
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Nowadays, everything is possible. However, letting our mind go the right way, whenever our heart go the wrong way is the only chance we’ve got to rescue normality. This does not mean that our feelings are less important than our ration, but that you can only make the world a less superficial place, by realizing that you must first turn yourself into a less superficial person.

Women should no more see themselves and consequently let others treat them as sexual objects, following unworthy female role models. They should seek and emphasize their inner beauty and look forward strong women who did not have to pose nude to grab male’s attention and appreciation.

Find out if you are also shallow when it comes to love and dating, by asking yourself:

If you had to choose your wife or husband based on only one question, what would that be?

**Disclaimer: This article is not intended to insult or offend anyone in any way. It represents a personal point of view and should be treated accordingly. I respect your right to disagree with my opinion.

What a girl wants? What a girl needs?

20 Sep

Women are so hard to understand. My wife cries for no reason and when I ask her what’s wrong, she always says ‘nothing’.

You tell me, man? My girlfriend is even worse. She always expects me to read her mind. Who does she think I am, David Copperfield?

I don’t know, bro. Women are like an impossible map. The more you try to understand them, the more you get lost.

Are the guys having this conversation just an exception, or all men ask themselves what women really want? Now isn’t this one of the most challenging questions in the 21th century, when men and women have equal rights, when women work and earn more than men, while men are as equally involved in household chores as women?

Unlocking the mystery of women has always been an impossible task for men. Not even Sigmund Freud, the founding father of psychoanalysis, managed to discover women’s secrets. As shocking as it might seem, here is the truth: women are actually not aliens! Well, at least not all of them. If you are one of the guys who cannot understand women, read these four handy hints about them and you might be able to solve this puzzle!

First tip – Emotional betrayal

sad woman Girls cry, this is a fact. Why? A guy’s answer would be ‘for no reason’. But guess what? Women cry for many reasons, which vary depending on each one’s personality and the problem she is facing. If a superficial woman will cry over a broken nail, other’s tears might be a consequence of a prolonged state of sadness and negative feelings that she has been holding in for a long time. This does not make them weak or stupid; they are just more softhearted than men are and need to relieve the tension in their minds. Whenever they cry, women don’t need to hear men’s epic question ‘why are you crying again’, but only his arms wrapped around her waist.

Second tip – Overthinking

One of the things women are great at is overthinking. If men never think twice when it comes to choosing their work outfit, most women will probably pick out their clothes the night before. This female feature becomes annoying for a man only when it comes to parties and he has to wait for hours before his girlfriend makes up her mind. So, don’t be surprised if after changing more than ten outfits, she returns to the first one. Other things women will always overthink are related to life, career, love, decision-making, weight; from the smallest details in her life, to hard existential issues like her place in the universe.

Third tip – Why beautiful women date ugly men?

You have certainly seen, on the street or on TV, beautiful women hooked up with ugly men and asked yourself: How did that dork get that beauty? Eh, he certainly has a fat wallet! No? Then, what is his secret?
Boys, listen up! Women are not as interested in how pronounced your abs muscles are, or on how thick your arms are after getting ripped with steroids, as they are in your behavior and on the way you make them feel. Women like men who take care of their looks, but the key to their heart is a nice behavior. Don’t turn a deaf ear to the ones who say that women love bad guys. They might be attracted to them, but they will never keep a serious relationship with someone who doesn’t make them feel loved and appreciated. Do you remember Rihanna’s song lyrics ‘want you to make me feel like I’m the only girl in the world’? This is exactly what you have to do to get the woman of your dreams.

Forth tip – Women like love stories

love storySo, what exactly do women want and what do they really need? Women crave for attention, affection, time, challenges, loyalty, respect, massages and, of course, sweet words. What they really need is LOVE. A woman who does not love anyone and isn’t loved by anyone is as empty as a library without books. Every woman’s world is centered around this magical feeling. So, if you still don’t manage to understand women, all you have to do is to love them and everything else will come naturally.

Useful tips to Impress Any Woman

• Play with kids in front of her
• Always listen to what she has to say
• Kiss her when she fights with you
• Surprise her with handmade gifts
• Praise her in front of other women, your friends and family
• Buy her a puppy
• Choose a song for your relationship
• Hug her when she sleeps
• Name a star after her
• The most important -> Never cum first!

My Angel

9 Sep

I see something. It’s a little light!

It’s not just beautiful, it is splendid and bright

It could be the moon, the sun or maybe a shiny star

I can’t see it too well, because it is too far

It’s not just an ordinary light

It’s a special light, that’s right!

It’s love and passion, it’s red as wine

This light represents my moon-rays, my sunshine…

My reason to live, my pure happiness

My medicine but also an incurable illness

My poison and my antidote

My fairy-tale and an anecdote

It is like the green of the nature

But more like the blue of the sky

The little becomes major

It gives me wings so I can fly…

What could it be?

The highest mountain or the deepest sea?

The sweetest dolphins or the greatest birds?

I can’t even express myself in words…

Is it something I like or someone I think about?

It is my East, my North, my West and my South

It is my everything, it is my all

It is you my angel, it is you my love…

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Cine sunt?

8 Sep

Vise vs. Visuri

Visez la atat de multe lucruri! Cand eram mica, visam sa fiu doar eu si vecinul meu pe lume, astfel incat sa putem manca oricate bomboane vream fara sa ne certe nimeni. De-a lungul anilor,am evoluat; sau poate involuat.

Gasesc “frumos” ,o zi departe de stresul acestei lumi parca prea agitate si prea ocupate ca sa mai vada frumusetea lucrurilor simple, o zi pe malul unui lac, departe de tot, aproape de El. O zi in care EL sa ma mangaie cu frumusetea unor trandafiri albi, si sa ma transpuna astfel intr-un portal al celor mai sincere sentimente. Alaturi de noi sa fie Pegas,un cal la fel de alb precum trandafirii, si nu un X6 luxos sau un Q7 ametitor. Lucrurile materiale par sa nu mai aiba valoare in universul meu.

Azi nu mai vreau bomboane! Mi se face intr-adevar pofta, uneori, de ciocolata. Imi place ciocolata, da! Milka, Heidi, sau chiar Africana cu crema de banane; marca e mai putin importanta. Cu toate acestea, sunt lucruri care imi plac chiar mai mult decat ciocolata: muzica, bunatatea, respectul, asa-zisa iubire. Da, si eu sunt una dintre multele miloane de femei care viseaza sa fie iubite, respectate, admirate. Toate celelalte visuri graviteaza in jurul acestui sentiment coplesitor.

 

CE-I CU BLOGUL ASTA?

Am pomenit ceva de muzica. Imi place la nebunie sa cant! Prin asta imi pot exprima sentimentele cel mai bine. Cant oriunde: pe strada, in baie, la masa, la studio, pe scene mai mari sau mai mici. Imi place, de asemenea, sa scriu, fie ca vorbim de limba romana, engleza sau franceza; dar uneori, micul strop de creativitate se risipeste in timpul celor 8 ore pe zi ca si Copywriter. Astfel, orice imi mai trece prin minte ramane deseori sub forma unor ciorne pe telefon, pe foite pe care oricum le pierd, prin camera, sau undeva pe ultima pagina a caietelor. Asta va raspunde probabil si la intrebare din subtitlu.

La desen, sunt total anti-talent, cu toate ca intotdeauna mi-am dorit sa pot face asta. Insa lucrul care imi place, poate cel mai mult, este SA RESPIR! Cred ca asta stiu sa fac; nu-mi trebuie prea mult talent. Cu toate acestea, sunt momente in care uit de tot ceea ce ma face fericita, care imi taie si respiratia si pofta de viata, si devin, din nou, o masinarie stupida supusa regulilor acestei societati morbidue.

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Quote

What is a writer?

6 Sep

“Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.” —Margaret Chittenden